User talk:Aster Placed

Wade Cantrell
Thanks for your contribution to Wade Cantrell, but we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so please keep your edits factual and neutral. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, use the Sandbox to get started. I hope you can help us out! --Calton | Talk 07:40, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Not a hoax.


 * Bull. Google "Kresky". What's the first entry say? --Calton | Talk 07:54, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
 * "I am Harry Kresky, a lawyer who for over 30 years has helped people fight back against big government in Washington, in Albany (and other state capitals), ..." Aster Placed 07:59, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
 * Now the Bogosity Alert Level has been raised from "Bull" to "Bullshit": "The Official Kresky Home Page:A celebration of Kresky, the greatest 70's cop show that never existed. A fond spoof of the TV detective genre and obsessive fan websites." Do I look like Montel Williams? Do I? NO? Then don't lie to me like I'm Montel Williams. --Calton | Talk 08:25, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
 * You are obviously nuts, just like this Montel Williams person. I have never met a sane Welshman. Aster Placed 08:32, 29 September 2006 (UTC)