User talk:Athill01

The Funky Monkey

This exotic creature can be found in Chennai, India. It has a big rump, and smells bad. It's face glows yellow, and it has over a foot of hair that grows out of it's rugged good looks. Every once in a while these monkeys are known to violently explode, and heal you. The monkey is very rare, and there are only 2 left in the great Planet Earth. They have orange skin, and black colored fur. They have thirty feet claws on their feet used for killing animals at a long range by stabbing them in the belly. Once the animal(s) are stabbed, they become paralyzed by the fear, and then the Funky Monkey leaps in for the Kill. It snaps the neck, and then starts to feast. It is a Carnivore. The only other funky Monkey lives in my house because I butchered it, and mantled it's head on my wall.

Coolman, Asil