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Marriott Scale of Drunkennesss
The Marriott Scale of Drunkenness is a rating system used since the mid 15th century. Originally created by the late Joel Sky IV et al. The purpose of such a scale was to accurately determine the level of which a human is effected by the amount of alcoholic beverages they have consumed.

The scale its self is shown here with the 10 separate levels originally created:   Tee-total  A regular, sober person  Relaxed but not yet 'merry'  Alcohol going to the head, muddling thoughts   Slurred/muddled speech  Confessing love for friends/strangers  Unable to stand  Being violently sick, promising never to drink again</li> <li> Hospitalized</li> <li> Dead.</li> </ol> Anybody who is accustomed to getting rat assed with mates will recognize these steps instantly.

The research the scale was based on done on simple minded peasants. One of which that was featured predominately in the journals was known as RM (by there initials). This peasant was known to always be at a steady level 4 even thou no alcohol was consumed. All of Sky's journals stated "the being continuously showed signs of deep confusion, muddled speech and a lack of ability to make any sense".

It is believed to this day that further research in to RM to find out the cause of her steady level 4 with no alcohol. Studies did show the patient to be sane, however under modern examination this conclusion id heavily questionable