User talk:Aubbbibagg

Order of the green dragon is a great legend, based on a true storie after Clemence the legend from Benidorm. it all started when a poor farmer, born and raised in Kópasker, lost his balls while baking aubbcakes. His balls turned into a green dragon who ruled over Kópasker (a small town in northen Iceland). The dragon ( Nick: Gvendur) wrote a scroll about how to behave in Kópasker. The scroll (Order of the green dragon): 1. you must die somehow, somewhere, sometime. 2. you must obey the dragon (Gvendur). 3. Gvendur owns you, and your wifes. 4. you must not feed the pigeons. 5. Gvendur má crasha party 6. Tilbyðja skal Gvend, og fara eftir öllum reglum hans, og fara eftir því sem Jesú sagði við börnin á hæðinni. 8. 888 er númer drekanna.