User talk:Auoemski

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Hey BALLS to you fuckface! Vitamultin is real deal knowledge info! hitler was on that shit. fucking look it up. all this talk about hitler being a junkie and no insight into what exactly he was getting. WELL HERES THE FUCKING MEMO: VITAMULTIN!!!!

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Do not recreate Schtickel or Hans Weinreich unless you provide significantly improved content. The content you have been providing is nonsense and is not acceptable. --Durin 14:17, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Your latest attempt at creating Schticke with content "FUCK YOU DURIN..." is totally inappropriate and is a blatant violation of Civility. Please do not act in this manner. As for the article itself, the term "Schtickel" is a neologism. We do not accept such content here, until such time as a term is widely accepted as part of a language. Note that there are 0 Google hits showing any relation to Schtickel and any person with the name of Hans with the use as you previously described. If you want to communicate with me, stop using an article to do so. Instead, respond here on your talk page. --Durin 14:28, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
 * You use the talk page by clicking the "edit this page" tab at the top of this screen. --Durin 14:31, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing. However, unconstructive edits are considered vandalism, and if you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further warning. Please stop, and consider improving rather than damaging the hard work of others. Thank you. cholmes75 (chit chat) 14:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for experimenting with the page Schtickel on Wikipedia. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Thank you for your understanding. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me. cholmes75 (chit chat) 14:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, as you did to Scheidenpils, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Wickethewok 14:41, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

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HOW DO I UPLOAD A VIDEO? OR SEND ONE TO YOU GUYS, SO YOU KNOW IM NOT AS FULL OF SHIT AS YOU'RE MAKING OUT.

I WASN'T EXPERIMENTING CHOLMES. THANK YOU FOR THE CONDESCDING BRUSH-OFF.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU GUYS TO REPLY? OR DO I HAVE TO GO AND CREATE A BULLSHIT ARTICLE FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Auoemski (talk • contribs) 14:34, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

First, the comments placed by User:Cholmes75 are standard templates used to communicate with people acting in ways that we have frequently seen here. They are templates that are derived through community effort to communicate as effectively as possible for the situation at hand.

Second, you having a personally made video of Hans does not make him notable. Wikipedia accepts content that is verifiable and notable. The content that you placed regarding Hans does not make any significant claim to notability. Wrapping up the article with "Hans likes to fart" doesn't help the case that this article should be included in Wikipedia. Instead, it smacks of being an attack upon this individual. We do not allow such content here.

Third, response times are not instantaneous. All of us have other things to do, and typing a response such as I have here can take some time. Please be patient. Do not create a "bullshit" article to attempt to draw attention to yourself.

Please continue communicating with us; I'd much rather be able to explain to you why what you have been doing is not acceptable behavior here and help you become a better contributor to Wikipedia. Thanks, --Durin 14:42, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Please refrain from creating inappropriate pages. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Bubba hotep 12:42, 6 November 2006 (UTC)