User talk:Aurtarch

I am an unemployed and unsuccessful software developer with unhealthy interests in certain internet sites, although these interests are only for research purposes.

I have waaaaaay too much time on my hands.

I am quite interested in telling other people my opinions and how I'm right and you're not.

Someday I hope to have a real girlfriend, although I won't hold my breath. Still, who needs real women when you're got the internet!

I like to use the DART and sometimes the 31 bus.

My favourite words are sanctimonious and superior.

I used to wet the bed.

If my ISP cuts off my internet access I might have to go out and share my opinions with people in real-life situations. This might make me a boot magnet. Still, any attention is craved.

September 2009
Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits did not appear to be constructive and has been reverted. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and read the welcome page to learn more about contributing constructively to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Autarch (talk) 12:49, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Possible username issue
Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia!

I hope that I don't seem unfriendly or make you feel unwelcome, but I noticed your username, and I am concerned that it might not meet Wikipedia's username policy for the following reason: your username is similar to that of an existing editor. After you look over that policy, could we discuss that concern here?

I'd appreciate learning your views, for instance, your reasons for wanting this particular name, and what alternative username you might accept that avoids raising this concern.

There are several options available to you:
 * We can talk about it, here.
 * You can abandon the contributions made under this name and create a new account that meets our username policy and addresses the concern(s) noted above.
 * Or, if you want to keep your contributions history under a new name, then you should visit Changing username and follow the instructions there.

If we can't resolve this on our own, we can ask for help through Wikipedia's dispute resolution process, such as requesting comments from other Wikipedians. Wikipedia administrators usually abide by agreements reached through this process. Autarch (talk) 12:58, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Autarch (talk) 17:29, 8 September 2009

Today I shall mostly be experimenting with Identity Theft. It's amazing how many supposedly intelligent and computer savvy people use the same username on multiple sites. I shall take one such arrogant fool and demonstrate how simple it is. Updates will probably posted on his page, not mine!

Please do not attack other editors. If you continue, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Autarch (talk) 18:51, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Ooooooooooooohhhh, what a bitch slap, but I didn't attack any editor. Please don't accuse me without actual proof or I will have you investigated. Aurtarch (talk) 17:02, 13 September 2009 (UTC)Aurtarch

In this edit there is a threat to use identity theft against an editor - this is a breach of WP:NPA, specifically this section. Editors should also keep in mind WP:CIVIL, another Wikipedia policy that all editors should follow. Autarch (talk) 12:08, 14 September 2009 (UTC)

There is no threat against an editor - nowhere in my post do I mention any editor or indeed any user of this site. Aurtarch (talk) 15:53, 14 September 2009 (UTC)Aurtarch