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Wolves In Designer Wear, is an Amazon.com award-winning collection of entertaining question and humorous answers about men/women struggling to find their individualities through questions despite the barriers imposed by life mistreats.

Hey enjoy some of these questions from the book

Q. Why does ice cream shrink my clothes? I can't help but notice that every time I eat a couple of liters of ice cream, my jeans and trousers shrink. Why is this?

A. Is this a joke question or are you serious? I am sure you know why your clothes are shrinking... It’s because you are putting on weight, you’re getting bigger (fat)...so your clothes feel smaller....

Q. I’ve just been caught sleeping with my boss’s wife. I went back to her place and he walked in on us; he went nuts. What should I do? I have a girlfriend who lives near them, and he knows her.

A. OK dude lets go through this slowly… You slept with your boss’s wife. OK, again, you slept with your boss’s wife and you got caught... It would have been easier to just step in front of a bus.

Q. Why is it so easy to fall in love with someone over the computer as opposed to in real life?

A. TWO WORDS, "fake pics!

Q. If I refuse to put my name on the birth certificate, the Child Services Agency can’t come after me for child support, right? I met a bird in a nightclub about 4 months ago and she’s now claiming she’s pregnant with my child. I’m on benefits and barely have enough for a drink and pack of cigarettes nowadays and everyone knows there is no work out there with the economic collapse going on. I just wanted to double check that, as long as I don’t sign anything, I wouldn’t be responsible.

A. Nice to see you've got your priorities right; smoking is so much more important than childcare. You are responsible, even if you don't sign anything. She is going to put your name on the certificate, and even if she doesn't, you can be subpoenaed to take a paternity test. Then you will be hit with back payments, which can be garnisheed from your wages. You need to be more responsible if you don't want kids

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