User talk:Auzz13

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Welcome, and thank you for your attempt to lighten up Wikipedia. However, this is an encyclopedia and the articles are intended to be serious, so please don't make joke edits. Readers looking for serious articles will not find them amusing. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write (almost) whatever you want. ➨ REDVEЯS paints a vulgar picture 08:37, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Speedy deletion of Two P
Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages such as Two P, to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, you may contest the deletion by adding  to the top of the page (just below the existing speedy deletion or "db" tag), coupled with adding a note on the talk page explaining your position, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the article meets the criterion it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the article that would would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Blanchardb- Me • MyEars • MyMouth -timed 09:50, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Blanchardb- Me • MyEars • MyMouth -timed 09:50, 2 April 2008 (UTC)