User talk:Avib1027

Samitch
The word ‘Samitch’ is an ancient word, a word that emerged from the depths of history itself. A ‘Samitch’ is an article of food, usually, but not limited to, flat foods such as cheese, hamburgers, and lettuce, in between two other homogenous pieces of food, usually, but not limited to, bread. The word ‘Samitch’ is strictly a noun, and therefore cannot be used in sentences such as ‘Go Samitch yourself,’ or ‘You are the world’s biggest Samitch.’ Unlike steak, men prefer to have their Samitches made for them, and the Samitch has become a large ‘women-job.’ It can be seen in sentences like, “Hey wife! Make me a Samitch!, and ‘Wife, I’d really love a Samitch right about now. Unfortunately, our wonderful word is a misunderstood and forgotten one. The incorrect substitution, ‘Sandwich,’ is a fraud and misconception of a Samitch, and seems to imply that you are asking for a witch made out of sand. Or maybe a witch that lives in a sand castle. Even less fortunately, the fraud-word ‘Sandwich’ has gone so far as to have been added to the dictionary. People use in Scrabble. What a horror! Avib1027 (talk) 00:47, 20 May 2013 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of Samitch


Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, introducing inappropriate pages, such as Samitch, is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. The page has been nominated for deletion, in accordance with Wikipedia's criteria for speedy deletion.

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