User talk:BAM!itsRuss

Craig Robinson (Harton School, South Shields, England)
Craig is an apdapted scholar at Harton Technology College in England, though my Opinion is that he's gay. I know, not gay as in 'Sexuality' Gay, but Happy Gay. He spends time in the Art Block, Fighting tiny Ninjas, only to be Laughed at. He once was genetecally confused with an Alien and a Rat Hybrid. But, these Ninjas are The Rare 'Paintbrush' Types.

Craig's Posh 'Intrest'
Craig's 'Poshness' was affected to Mr. Morgan on the 24th of April, 2009. Craig likes his tea and he lives in a mansion in North Buckinghamshire. As Queen Elizabeth reckons that he is 'The True King' Russell, however, finds his house in Buckinghamshire, and attacks with Allied forces, The Paintbrush Ninjas. Craig threw pinapple and Caviar at them, Killing them, as Russell Fleed to the Dark Realm, only to shceme to kill James Watkins. But enough about me, (Russell), and enough of the gay Retarded Guy, (James Watkins), As we will talk about him later, Anyways, Craig is destined to have cups of tea, as apparently, Telling Secretary Grace Davison, that Coffee is un-english and 100% American.

The Gay Nerdy Watkins Guy
Craig has an Nemisis. Everyone does. I do. Craig Do. Mr Bean do. Rowan Atkinson Do. Harry Beckelburgershein Do. Even the Norbit Character do. But the Fat, (Muscle or Fat, Mostly Fat) is on the Character we call 'James Watkins' or 'Show-off Nerd' or 'Mr. Padding' or 'Mr. ICanEatMyOwnWeightInCheeseCosIloveCheeseSoMuchIWillGetTooFatThatICan'tWalk' God, I should of typed slower! or Read. Anyways, HE IS A COPY CAT. DON'T ERASE THIS OTTHERWISE THE MESSAGE WILL NOT GET CLEAR. YOU HEAR!?!? I'd Typo, but I hate him so Much, I want to shoot him, and Bonny Clyde, and Simon Cowell, and the Comedian who thinks he is Good on Britain's Got Talent, In the FACE. No Offence, Simon.

Craig's Work Place
Craig has a WorkPlace. It's School. We all hate it, but we have to go. I like the inset days. But Craig has a Secret Hiding Base in the Toilet. 3rd to the Left, the Cubicle, when you flush it, an Eye Beam and Voice thing Comes out and you speak into it, Password - Password, Eye - Beat up Craig, then get into it, and you'll see Craig's Sidekicks in Justice: 'The Beat Keeper' (Me) 'Engergy Man' (Brother) 'MissAppear' (Sorry Spongebob Fanatics if I offend you, but Grace took this one) and 'CraigGuy' Obviously Craig.

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