User talk:BENSON

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Hello, your lordship.--Czar Yah 02:50, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Benson and Hedges
BENSON, you might wanna check out Benson & Hedges. -- em c  !   ╬  ( t a l k ) 19:49, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

WTF, Benson?
You made Crazyswordsman your prophet? You do know that I'm your first prophet, right? --Savethemooses 01:25, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

So...
We meet again... --AAA!  (AAAA • AAAAAAAA ) 23:52, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Hm...
BENSON shall never take over the Village Pump as he has the Village Dump! --Clorox (talk) 19:04, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Benson, my lord
The time that you will be unbanned from Uncyclopedia is at hand. The time you will be unbanned is 21:56 of 9 January. Wait a minute, today is that day! You are no longer banned sir! Please, return to us at Uncyclopedia. Show them once again that you are better than them. -- Insineratehymn (talk &bull; contribs) 22:17, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

BENSON
THESE WIKIPEDIANS ARE ASKING FOR IT. YOU SHOULD ADMINISTER TO THEM A HEAPING HELPING OF DOOM. --Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy 01:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey...
You should see if you can become as popular here as on Uncyclopedia. Cs1987 06:26, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Plz let me join your BENSONSHIP, Oh Great And Mighty Earl BENSON.
SIgned, Defender 911 00:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC) (AKA Someguy 44)

P.S. THEY BANNED ME FROM UNCYCLOPEDIA FOR "Stirring up shit". Not my words. If your lordship will allow, Ill translate that. They meant, "Following the great and mighty BENSON and fucking with me about it". ITS PISSING ME OFF! PLEASE HELP ME, YOUR LORDSHIP! --Defender 911 21:03, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

By the way benson
FUCK OFF.--SUFC Boy 20:28, 2 March 2009 (UTC)