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Bazinga Marge Born in Australia on the 14th of May 1986, is one of the world's youngest emerging CEOs. Heading the company Boxtails, an outdoor adventure company, she is also a philanthropist.

Early Life Bazinga was a young and energetic person. Sharing a house with twin brothers who constantly fought Bazinga would go out with friends or sit and think in her room about inventions that the world needed. From a young age,it was evident that she like 4WD driving, camping and most water activities. Her family owned a Holiday house along the Australian Coast and most weekends would go boating there.

Bazinga proved to also be academic. She even surprised herself. Bazinga put most of her effort into her studies to be able to further her education, that she didn't complete as she was offered a job as an intern for the company Apple. She loved her time at Apple and it inspired her to start her own company. Bazinga only uses Apple technology.

Currently, she resides in Hawaii as she loves the water. She is rumoured to be one of Forbes Richest People. Her most famous saying is 'If you have no energy than you have no life essence'-Bazinga2k16

The Death of Bazinga Marge
Bazinga, Famous for such lines as get a life, go suck on it and you have a marble stuck up your arse, was killed by a grape. A women so full of life and energy who gave it all, to everyone except the love of her life that turned out to be gay. She fucking hated him. So,, after much sadness I had to say goodbye to a good friend, and a sceret obeseeion of mine.

Roberta Campbell
Roberta, Bazinga's most cherished childhood friend. They bonded from their hatred of ISIS to their love of the musical theatre. They starred in many susccessful two woman shows of the Lion King, Frozen and Shrek and they even did shows on Ice. Yet, after a horrible ice skating accident neither of them performed again.

Roberta was a bubbly woman, so full of life. A disney and Yuri Ice fan. She loved to cooks, swimming and karaoke. She made her millions from her love of animals and making inventions for them.

She also gave to her bum of friends Antoinette and Tash, who never made it anywhere except Centrelink. Roberta still lives in Australia, in a mansion the size of a school

Lyn
Lyn, was one of Bazinga's best friends. She was a star netball player and was also friends with Roberta. Lyn ended up playing for Australia in the Olympics and worldwide. She loved Shrek and would often be called Shrek. Bazinga always used to say "Top of the morning to you,Lyn". Lyn, Roberta and Bazinga were friends and went to the same school. She had three children with her childhood sweet heart Odin. Even though he was shorter than her, she didn't mind. Lyn and Odin had three children called Preston, Connor and Lyn's favourite Shrek. She loved her three sons, who became star basketball players. Lyn died at the age of 89, and was honoured in the Australian Sports hall of fame, for her commitment to Netball, even after she retired at the age of 30. Odin dyed at the age of 50 years in a car crash and Lyn lived out the rest of her days in Fiji, where she became obese and died of a heart attack.

Lyn's favourite saying was "Oh my god, Bon!"

Ant Ferguson
Antoinette was one of the best forensic investigators the police force had every seen. She was married to the love of her life Brendan, who could do the splits. They had a nice house since Brendan was a carpenter and two children a boy and a girl. Her son's name was Liam and her daughters, Fiona. They had a love for Shrek and even played Shrek and Lord Farquad at Roberta's and Bazinga's Funeral. However, at age 50, Brendan wrapped his car around a tree and died. Devastated she moved to China, where years later she married, Miranda's ex-husband, Liam. Liam, her son became a detective in the Chinese police force and Fiona had a love of theater.

Antoinette died at age 90 from a heart attack, due to an orgasm. She was found in bed naked, with a stunned look on her face.

April 2018


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