User talk:Bar3796

whats up faggots my name is Dr. X and i am unhappy with the current world that we live in. Who needs a government with a president and cabinet full of men and women that are only there to appease the president and do everything that he wants them to do. That is silly. Who wants to live in a world where 82% of people are overweight and dying from diabetes which could've been prevented. Where everyone is concerned about what celebrity has chopped off all of their hair or decides to take her kids on a joy ride with no seatbelts. Well i've come to tell you that i am not one of these people. When my plan gets put into play we will have a new world and everyone will follow MY RULES or they will suffer the consequences. Yes, i did say my name was DOCTOR X, but no i do not technically have a PHD, i'm telling you this because i believe that being your leader, i should be straightfoward with you unlike the man you now call a leader or men before him. I have many plans for this new world, starting with the legal changing of our countries name to the Balls States of Xaerica, doesn't it have a nice ring to it? The next thing i would like to get off my chest is something that i have struggled with for all of my life. I am not technically a male or female, im both. I've struggled with a love life and deciding whether i should go into the mens room or in the ladies room. Trust me, those decisions have been some of the worst decisions i have made in my life, do you know how freaked out someone would be if you were a guy and you looked over at the urinal next to you and saw a guy with a penis and a vagina?! It's pretty trippy i have to admit. I once sent a guy to a hospital because of that and im sad to say he passed away because of it. And because of this i have decided that every 15 minutes a will flash a picture of my genitals on every single t.v. channel just so that everyone knows what it looks and will never go through the shock of seeing what i have.

This is all i wish to discuss with you people today, but be prepared for the events that are to come. I'm not going to go into detail right now, but be prepared.