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PSSWUNFP
As you probably know I the president of PSSWUNFP created this blog so you along with other PSSWUNFP members could check out whats new in the club or just place your comments in. Anyway in this blog you will be able to see the live ladder of power of PSSWUNFP. Also in this blog all the current laws will be able to be seen by you. PSSWUNFP

Introduction to the PSSWUNFP Blog

Hi, fellow PSSWUNFP members, this is your President speaking, I won't say my real name because you know who I am. You may be wondering what changes will be occurring at PSSWUNFP shortly; well I'm here to tell you all about that. By the way to those who are reading and aren't a current member of PSSWUNFP continue doing sp because you could become one if you leave your comment saying you want to join the club. You see, the Vice President and I have recently been discussing what we can do to make PSSWUNFP better. We have come up with some ideas but we would also like to hear yours, so add any suggestions to this page if you have any. In this article you will see all the changes that will take place in PSSWUNFP in the next couple of weeks. Also in this article you will see the live ranking ladder so you can see where you are in the ladder and hopefully improve. You will also be able to see the shares of PSSWUNFP and what percentage of power you or your groups have. In this new system you will also be bluetoofed a new piece fo porn every Friday, or if you don't know me in real life leave me your e-mail address and I'll e-mail it to you.

The PP System

The Vice President and I have created a new system to take place in PSSWUNFP. This system will allow you to go up both ladders just by doing basic jobs. This system is called the "Power Point System", I'll explain how it works. By doing jobs for a high ranked official you will be given Power Points. The more Power Points you have the further you will go up the ladder, but be warned Power Points can also be taken from you if you don't do your jobs to the official's satisfaction. We will also be keeping record of the Power Points you get so you can't cheat. But if, for example, at the end of the year we have a record saying you have 61 PPs (Power Points) but you disagree and say you have 63 PPs we will be nice and give you a total of 62 PPs. Note to all PSSWUNFP members, PPs can be traded in for PSSWUNFP money. This money will allow you to buy porn.

The PSSWUNFP Ladder of Power

If you are interested in looking at both the ladders right now, yes we have included them in this page. This is the live ladder, there may be differences at the end of every week even every day, so don't be surprised if you have gone down a spot. The live ladder of PSSWUNFP PPs is as follows:
 * 1) 1.L.De Los Rios (President)1000 PPs
 * 2) 2.J.Humphreys (Vice President/Pope) 900 PPs
 * 3) 3.M.Brougham (The Chosen One) 850 PPs
 * 4) 4.J.Howorth (Vice President) 800 PPs
 * 5) 5.B.Lucas (Vice President) 800 PPs
 * 6) 6.N.Sharp (Military Leader/Technology Expert) 775 PPs
 * 7) 7.M.Boddinar (Chief Of Bodyguards) 650 PPs
 * 8) 8.N.Todd-Burchill (Body Guard) 525 PPs
 * 9) 9.C.Dubocanin (Body Guard/Missionery) 500 PPs
 * 10) 10.B.Ramanathan (Vice President's Assistant/J.Humphrey's) 450 PPs
 * 11) 11.J.Groves (Local Comedian) 425 PPs
 * 12) 12.J.Wijewardene (High Ranked Civilian) 400 PPs
 * 13) 13.J.Cuno (High Ranked Civilian) 400 PPs
 * 14) 15.E.Mark (Civilian) 375 PPs
 * 15) 16.J.Edney (Civilian) 350 PPs
 * 16) 17.E.Velev (Civilian) 325 PPs
 * 17) 18.G.Sharpe (Civilian) 300 PPs
 * 18) 19.A.Michael (Civilian) 275 PPs
 * 19) 20.E.Blake (Civilian) 250 PPs
 * 20) 21.J.Cinquegrana (Civilian) 225 PPs
 * 21) 22.A.Bray (Civilian) 200 PPs
 * 22) 23.N.Tulley (Civilian)200 PPs
 * 23) 24.S.Layton (Civilian)175 PPs
 * 24) 25.M.Watterson (Village Idiot)150 PPs
 * 25) 26.M.Hoskin (Civilian)150 PPs
 * 26) 27.L.Graham (Civilian)125 PPs
 * 27) 28.J.Edmonds (Civilian)100 PPs

The $50,000 Prize

That is the live ladder as we speak, as I said earlier these spots will change due to people doing more jobs and getting more PPs. Oh, I almost forgot to mention, the member of PSSWUNFP with the highest amounts of PPs at the end o the year will receive $50,000 from the PSSWUNFP bank. This competition does not include for L.De Los Rios, J.Humphreys, M.Brougham, J.Howorth, B.Lucas, N.Sharp, M.Boddinar, N.Todd-Burchill, C.Dubocanin, B.Ramanathan or J.Groves. These people are all very high ranked so they are not eligible to win the prize of $50,000.

Want to Join PSSWUNFP?

If you would like to join PSSWUFP then you must answer these questions correctly. You must answer at least have of the questions correctly to get into the club. In the comments page leave your answers to all the questions and I'll get back to you. The questions are as follows: 1. Do you like porn? 2. Are you straight? 3. Do you way less than 70 kilos? 4. Have you ever won a sporting achievement? 5. Do you have more than 10 real-life friends? 6. Are you some kind of a nerd? 7. Have you ever cracked a really good joke? 8. Have you ever perved on someone of the opposite sex?

PSSWUNFP's Currency

PSSWUNFP's currency is basically the American currency you see we copy them from www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Usdollar100front.jpg and paste them onto a page in Word and print them off. Then at the back of them we draw the psswunfp flag which I can't show you unless you are a member of psswunfp. We don't only print the $100 notes we also print the rest of the American notes including the really old ones that they don't use anymore. If you could print some of these notes (that is if you are a present member of the club) it would really help us with the $50,000 prize at the end of the year. By the way, with this service to the club you could collect some money, porn or PPs depending on the official's choice that you agree to.

The Laws of PSSWUNFP

Now its time to write down all the laws of PSSWUNFP, you must always follow these laws or you might put your membership of SSWUNFPP in jeopardy. The laws of PSSWUNFP are as follows: 1. Always respect the members of SSWUNFPP that are of higher rank than you. 2. Once you have signed the PSSWUNFP contract you cannot take it back or quit, members can only be hired. 3. Never disrespect PSSWUNFP's religion as it is not only ours but your religion as well. 4. Never ask about your pay because you should know that it will be given to you always. 5. Always follow the order of a higher ranked person without question. The person with the order should have had the President's permission beforehand. 6. Never hire a past or present GFLU member because they are the enemies of PSSWUNFP.(GFLU-Gay Fat Losers United) 7. If you are in the process of hiring someone the questions must be exactly the same as in this blog. You must have the President's approval before hiring someone. 8. Always praise The Chosen One because without her PSSWUNFP would be 9.Think of everyone in PSSWUNFP as your siblings, respect, encourage and support each other always. 10. Even if you were fired from PSSWUNFP never blackmail or spill the many secrets withheld inside the club.(This includes for every PSSWUNFP member) 11. Never harass another member of PSSWUNFP, asking them to tell you a secret withheld inside the club. 12. Never tell your parents about the porn dealing happening inside the club. 13. Never talk to someone about PSSWUNFP (unless hiring) if the person you're talking to is not in PSSWUNFP. 14. Never again call the ones who insult PSSWUNFP your friends. 15. Always give thanks to the person who pays you with either PPs, porn or PSWWUNFP money. That person should have had the President's permission to pay you or anybody else. 16. Any law breakers will be fired or punished according to how serious the matter is. Well I think that’s all the laws of PSSWUNFP, but be aware that we might put new ones in if anything happens. So if you would be so kind to leave your questions and comments regarding PSSWUNFP below. Remember to include your name after your comment or question so we can answer your questions or just contact you back by e-mail or by phone number. And if you are interested in anything to do with TV here is J.Humprey's blog www.tv.com/users/spears5/profile.php. I know it has a gay name but it is really good, another blog to look out for would be http://www.jakehsimpixie.blogspot.com/ that blog is also about PSSWUNFP so chech it out. PS: Please leave comments and tell me what you want. Thank You.

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