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Kreg Bolander
Kreg Bolander (aka Bo or Bojangles) is from Texas, he is a Leo, a gentleman, a scholar and one of the most dangerous shark killers of our time. His first killing was when he was a young boy visiting southern California for the first time with his family. He and his sister were swimming out at mission beach when his sister was attacked by a shark. Knowing no fear, Kreg rolled up his imaginary sleeves and proceeded to pummel that shark with his bare fists until the released his sister. Kreg was eight years old at the time.

That shark must have gone out and told all of his man eating shark buddies about this young boy and what he looked like because this was not his last encounter with a shark. There was the time when he visited San Francisco and went to alcatraz. Kreg decided he wanted to swim from the jail all the way to shore, just like Clint Eastwood did in that awesome movie. His family pleaded with him because of all of the great white sharks that are in the ocean. But once again Kreg Bolander had no fear and he got in the ocean and began to swim. He didn't make it too far before one of these monsters of the deep was hot on his scent and bit onto his leg. Kreg kicked the shark right in the eyeball with his other leg and the shark let go. Then he reached in the sharks mouth, ripped one of it's razor sharp teeth out, stabbed it into the back of it's head, and proceeded to mount the back of the shark using the tooth as a handle and made that shark ride him all the way to the shore. Once ashore Kreg grabbed the sharks skull from out of it's head and proceeded to beat the shark to death with it's own skull. Not physically possible? Well, the laws of physics do not apply for Kreg Bolander.

Kreg's third and most recent encounter was on a cool June night in the city of Oceanside, CA. Kreg was out with some of his buddies drinking Dos Equis and fishing off the pier. When he saw it, there in the water, it was the shark from when he was a boy. The one who bit his sister. So this time he rolled up his real sleeves and he began to bravely bait his hook and toss it into the water. To this day nobody knows why Kreg didn't go into the water and fight the shark himself but instead decided to use a fishing pole instead. Maybe because after a fifth of a century of shark killing a man gets tired and men who are tired generally take the easy way. None the less, Kreg did in fact catch and kill this shark and shared in the feast with his friends while they continued to drink Dos Equis because only real men drink Dos Equis.

Kreg now spends his days testing aircraft and playing poker and playing call of duty with his friends. He is a good man, he is a strong man, he is a man's man.

'''Disclaimer: none of this is actually true except for him being a man's man. So don't actually use this page for a report or do anything like that because you will be laughed at for using such a false reference.'''

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