User talk:Beninjaman

'''== THE KHRONIC MAN, EUVER!! == '''

DEFINITION: A surgical thingy first created by a man named [link titlePaul Khron]. It hasn't been invented yet but that's cool because I'm coming to you from the [[future]].  This MAN, EUVER is so awesomely advanced that just the name alone scares professional medical staff world wide.

Paul first started playing with knives at his third birthday. Unfortunately he had to kiss the nearest girl (being his aunt Thelma) who had a hairy lip. This did not deter Paul. He became so great at using a knife that by the year 2009 he could surgically remove the swine flu from anyones body in a fowl swoop like a ninja but only better. This is when he created THE KHRONIC MAN, EUVER!!