User talk:Betrayedhearts

Breenism

recently i have discovered a new name for the word bullshit, and it is Breenism. now i know no one will have heard of this and thats because it was only discovered a couple of months back.

Breenism is another word for compulsive lying, or the absolute belief of your own crap. An example of this is:

'The millitary wouldn't let me join because i find killing too easy'

this is classic breenism, when breenism such as this is spoken it is normally followed by a cornucopia of laughter and in some extreme cases the better reactions are:

'stop chatting breen' or 'stop being so breen'

breenism or breen in its shorter form are derived from an extrodinary history, which starts with the breen in the star treck series, which as you may know they are fictional charecters who make themselves seem stronger and tougher then everyone by talking big and rumurs of power. it is also found in pleanty of people who feel that they need to make themselves seem much better or more interesting then they are, there is no known cure for breenism and sometimes it can be difficult to spot, but usually the common breen slips up very quickly by telling you one thing and then doing the exact opposite, an example being:

'i hate salad, its disgusting, i never touch the stuff'...5 minutes later... 'yeah ill have a ham salad please'

the breen also make up things that they dont actually know and try making you think that they are an experte on that subject, this also has another name which is abbreviated as 'D.A.N' or 'didn't actually know', D.A.N or Breen have one last problem, this is the constant belief that people have something against them or are trying to get at them, they then take this to a whole level of cowardness and try getting other people to believe them, unfortunatly this sometimes works and can create unpleasant situations.

Betrayedhearts (talk) 16:22, 20 October 2009 (UTC)