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Taylor Sweeney
Taylor Sweeney is a 5'10" 180 pound WWE tag team champions. He became the youngest tag team champion in 2015 at 21 years old when he defeated The Edge at Hell in the Cell. Sweeney spends the wrestling offseason playing for the Flint Michigan Grave Diggers professional curling team, part of the ICF. As per WWE rules he is known as two entities, but only has one identity. This makes for a larger fan base and increased ring time. BigDog134 (talk) 01:43, 17 November 2016 (UTC)

Early Life: Sweeney grew up in the working class town of Saddle River NJ. at the age of 12 he watched all seasons of man vs food even though the show had not been filmed yet. In high school Sweeney became the first jockey to start on the equestrian team. However he soon quit the team because he was in violation of the rules being that he claims to be two people. Upon graduating high school Sweeney went onto star in the movie suburban commando along side hulk hogan and the undertaker(rotten tomatoes 67%).

Rock Roorda
Rock Roorda is a 21st century American philanthropist and folk legend.

Early Life Rockford Roorda was born May 25th 1993 to a humble working family in Crankshaw, Colorado. Was not long after his birth when Rockford's parents noticed there child's undeniable ability to survive circumstances that should cause instant death. When Rockford was four he protected the small town of red Feather from the "Great Flood of the Buffalo" by stacking propane tanks at the mouth of the Squoa River. His family then picked up and moved to Uzbekistan, to hide from the US government for fraudulent charges in the eron case. There he learned to speak and create mathematical algorithms using braille and the Dewey decimal system. He is revered as the greatest colorblind philosopher to hail from the middle east. Where they celebrate his birthday by lighting the great statue of Quaab on fire for eight days and eight nights.

College Career Rockford started college as a bio-fuel engineering student at Garden City Community College. After taking a job as a piano tuner at the nearby comedy club he fell behind on his studies and dropped out to pursue capturing the fabled San Carlos Devil. Upon his search for the San Carlos devil he came across the Dragon of Boston harbor. He was forced into killing this fabled dragon by beating it to death with the Liberty Bell. The natives celebrated his feat by throwing thousands of bags of tea into the Boston Harbor. This event is now known as the Boston Tea Party. He later graduated from John Wayne Gacey State College with a degree in vocal literature and went on to work as a horse translator.