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Jake Liles
Jacob Joseph Jinglehiemer Shcmidt the IV (also known as Big Lube or Jake) is a renowned sex offender in the city of Charlotte, in the state of North Carolina. Jake is an open gay, but he recently has switched from men to sex dolls, specifically the one known as Sophie, whom he named after his beloved dog. Jake can be easily recognizable by his pedophile beard, his rapist glasses, the public masterbator trench coat he is so fond of, and/or by the serial killer van he enjoys driving around all parts of town. If you see Jake, do not be alarmed, but instead greet him with oranges.