User talk:Bobby B'Stard

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Why have i been blocked? I do consider myself a descendant of Tiberius Claudius Nero.. on wikipedia it claims Leelee Sobieski is a descendant of the Sobieski Kings of Poland, although it says that is probably untrue. Robert Claudius Gaius Julius Vessey is my cousin, is an actor and is a homosexual. Ask him. Admittedly Nicola Claudia Adams, my auntie, is not a whore. But she is, like me, a descendant of the Emperor Tiberius, through his granddaughter. Please dont kick me off, ive written excellent articles on Roman history, such as Tiberius Junius Brutus and Faustus Cornelius Sulla. I promise not be be a twat again. Also my book is published. So there.

Milligan OUT

I've responded to the email you sent. Rx StrangeLove 00:26, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

Note to other admins, this editor also edits as User talk:Bobby Milligan, another all vandalism account. I asked him to edit under that account if he wants in so bad. He sent me a series of abusive emails so I'm not feeling like he's changed his mind about what he wants to do here. Rx StrangeLove 20:21, 16 March 2006 (UTC)