User talk:Boge390

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Rainbows, unicorns, monkeys and me Once upon a time there was a mexican rodent named bobo. He was mexican. He drank beer on sundays and repeatedly went up to the minister during the middle of his sermon and said FUCK YOU.

The next day he died and his last few words were slurred but he said walooowalloooshfhgtifuck. In American this ment people say not to eat at night and not to drink in the morning. they also say never to smoke crack, but i do all these things anyway because look how far it got me in life. Oh right and then there were rainbows, unicorns and monkeys and i was there... naked.

A Day in the Life of Whipped

James was born in the hills of Tibet, he was once confronted by Dalai lama. Then one day a young girl came to Tibet named Catelyin, no she wasn't naked unlike the first article. James fell instantly in love, and rolled down the hills of Tibet, right into the arms of Catelyin. She then put him down and forced to build a mansion with his bare hands and he had to address her as Madame beautiful n' tight. James had to sleep outside in the dog house attached to the lead. He was the most whipped guy on the face of the earth.