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Speedy deletion nomination of 307 retarded admins getting hit in the face with red hot frying pans while getting fucked up the ass by wild boar penises


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If you think that this notice was placed here in error, contest the deletion by clicking on the button labelled "Click here to contest this speedy deletion," which appears inside of the speedy deletion tag (if no such tag exists, the page is no longer a speedy delete candidate). Doing so will take you to the talk page where you will find a pre-formatted place for you to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. You can also visit the the page's talk page directly to give your reasons, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the page meets the criterion, it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. bonadea contributions talk 18:27, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

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This is your last warning; the next time you create an inappropriate page, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. bonadea contributions talk 18:27, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

==Speedy deletion nomination of Wikipedians are; fuking bastards who will be forced to suck.the cock of all the vandals that have ever vandalized come the Vandal revolution!==

Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages, such as Wikipedians are; fuking bastards who will be forced to suck.the cock of all the vandals that have ever vandalized come the Vandal revolution!, to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, contest the deletion by clicking on the button labelled "Click here to contest this speedy deletion," which appears inside of the speedy deletion tag (if no such tag exists, the page is no longer a speedy delete candidate). Doing so will take you to the talk page where you will find a pre-formatted place for you to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. You can also visit the the page's talk page directly to give your reasons, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the page meets the criterion, it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. bonadea contributions talk 18:28, 10 May 2011 (UTC)