User talk:Boll qeevil

i think u are funnyynyny
i cant hold it in an longer. im in love with u!!!! pls reply as soon as u can :)))Boll qeevil (talk) 13:19, 25 February 2022 (UTC)

There is a CUTE boy at my school.
I have an otherworldly "fear" of men. Every time a man enters my presence I cripple in an all-consuming terror. Therefore, me finding an attraction to men would be preposterous and based on little evidence that you don't even know to be true. I find the need for attraction and physical + emotional contact brainless.Boll qeevil (talk) 13:19, 25 February 2022 (UTC)

Women want me. Fish fear me.
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast it into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring earth finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook, wriggling, and writhing struggling to surmount the moral pointlessness that permeates this barren world.

I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish. Boll qeevil (talk) 13:19, 25 February 2022 (UTC)

A Cry for Help
A new problem has arisen in my simple life. Despite my carefree look and upbeat attitude, I have gotten into a gang war.

I was rushing home only a fortnight ago when I heard bloody bashing and screaming from an alleyway I was passing by. Perplexed, I looked to the left of me to find heavily tattoed men drinking bottles of gin, swearing every other word as they watched a supposed "friend" of theirs get beaten to a mushy pulp. A nauseous feeling grew in my stomach as I continued to watch, stomach-churning as I reached for my phone.

Unfortunately because of my tightness with money, my Samsung ringtone went off and all the gangsters pivoted towards me and stared as my cellular device smashed and splashed into the muddy puddle underneath me. The men doing the beating darted their eyes before raising their fists to strike him again, as the poor victim croaked out a help.

TBC...... 16:01, 9 March 2022 (UTC)Boll qeevil (talk)BOll QUEEvil