User talk:Boonpatrol

Waxing the puppy
Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia; it is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. User:Zoe|(talk) 22:29, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Why? Because this is an encyclopedia, not a chat site. User:Zoe|(talk) 22:32, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Stephen Colbert had a lot of stupid things to say about Wikipedia, too. We deleted his fans' contributions, as well. User:Zoe|(talk) 22:34, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

You might want to try Uncyclopedia. User:Zoe|(talk) 22:39, 28 August 2006 (UTC)