User talk:BottleOfFail

Hello.

I am bottleofpone.

As I'm sure you know, I own you. Actually, you've probably consumed a bottle of fail, hence your user name, so you would fail at knowing that I own you, depending on how far progressed your symptoms are. Well, hopefully you are not yet at the "unable to understand speech" stage so that I can tell you this: I own you.

I do, however, respect you, bottleoffail. This is because you are spreading bottleoffail awareness, just like me.

Keep donating your time and failure to the cure, my friend

--Bottleofpone (talk) 02:36, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

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