User talk:Bottom Spanker

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Speedy deletion of Objectives of Spanking Positions
A tag has been placed on Objectives of Spanking Positions, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under section G1 of the criteria for speedy deletion, because the page appears to have no meaningful content or history, and the text is unsalvageably incoherent. If the page you created was a test, please use the sandbox for any other experiments you would like to do. Feel free to leave a message on my talk page if you have any questions about this.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, you may contest the deletion by adding  to the top of the article (just below the existing speedy deletion or "db" tag), coupled with adding a note on the article's talk page explaining your position, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the article meets the criterion it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the article that would would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Dekisugi (talk) 12:46, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Your message
Hi Bottom Spanker. Trust me, an article on ways to "facilitate and enhance spanking" would not have survived an WP:AfD. Feel free to re-create the article if you can provide references. Thanks and good luck. Spellcast (talk) 04:05, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
 * I would like to restore the article, but Wikipedia is not a manual or how-to guide. Perhaps you can ask another administrator in Category:Wikipedia administrators who will provide copies of deleted articles. Spellcast (talk) 10:27, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Apparently silly edits
Please provide credible sources for the content of your seemingly silly edits, otherwise (and in view of your amusing username) they'll be quickly reverted. -- Hoary (talk) 05:30, 15 April 2008 (UTC)