User talk:Brantorb

Jamie's Fart
Jamie's Fart is a combination of the worst smelling gases in the world. It is made of Jamie's own pungent odours, his yesterday's lunch, sugars and the MOAT (Mother of all turds). This fart can be shot at over 300kph and up to 100km away. It can survive temperatures up to 60 degrees celsius and below 18 degrees celsius. Most weapons will be stopped after water but this new edition of technology can go through water, however, slowing the progress and deadliness down but spreading the gases further through the water. To be hit by one of these deadly-aim, extremely-toxic, modern weapons would send you hospital in a coma for three days at the least and some of the worst cases apart from death are ninety-day comas with boils appearing everywhere the fart was exposed to to hallucinations of the worst smell in the world trapped with you forever. Most people can recover but have some problems afterwards like new allergies and physical changes like hair loss and occasion fatigues. Others did not make it through the surgery.

This was released 19th April 2010. More will follow while research is flooding in.