User talk:Bre0001

Diary of a Latino War Veteran.

Bang! That is the sound of 500 pounds of napalm destroying my family home and my 15 relatives living there. The worst casualties were caused by my own men, a horrible practical joke gone wrong, the napalm wasn’t meant to hurt anyone. I got out of the United Latin American Army or ULAA 16 months ago. There so many precious and horrible memories. I remember a time I was ordered to kill a family of travelling shoe salesmen, 3 of which were children. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done because they tried to run, but after we caught them, well they won’t be selling or wearing shoes any time soon. It was a good laugh.

Me and my combatants of renegade Army drug dealers are trying to take back this world from the damn Yanks or ‘Yankees’ as they are affectionately known as. George Bush is a black person in a white monkey’s body.

Ladies and Gentlemen and the French, I propose we launch war on the monster that is the American government and take back this world from the bloody white monkey a stop this planet from becoming a horrible planet of the apes. That movie always sends a shiver down my spine. It shocks me that no one else has realised what inevitably (in-evit-ab-ly) is going to be the end of the world as we know it. Ladies and Gentlemen and you Frenchies, THE END IS NIGH!

There is only one logical answer! Only one thing we can do! One thing to save this world! We must meet at McDonalds on Sturt street at 1 o’clock on Wednesday and come up with a plan. We will identify each other by ordering something off the salads plus menu. Pfft like anyone would buy something off the salads plus menu, that’s like going to a Club X store and reading the god damn bible.

Check this site constantly for updates, like this:

UPDATE:Our organisation has just put a jihad on George ‘Dubya’ Bush

UPDATE: Hello again my neo-communist children. I have learnt a shocking truth. There is no difference between I can't believe its not butter and regular butter. For this, I have put a jihad on the entire butter industy.

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