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Los Banditos
Los Banditos is a youtube pair from Austin Texas. Composed of Brondun Warren and Joe Halpert, this dynamic duo blew up the internet with their viral footage from their trip to Europe in late March of 2017.

Brondun Warren, a Canadian immigrant, fell in a tub of maple syrup and was torn from the motherland of British Columbia, shipped to Texas in a vat of the lowest quality syrup the country could offer. Severely traumatized, Timmy emerged from the container in the middle of an HEB distribution center. After narrowly avoiding being bottled, he walked down I-35 until he reached the City of Austin. There he played the piccolo and busked for extra change on the street until Joel Harper, a prominent businessman from Fredericksburg, picked him up and adopted him as a brother.

Joe Halpert leads one of the most fascinating lives imaginable in his Austin treehouse home. Joe lives with his best friend, Brondun Warren, and their dog, Mia in a 50ft Live Oak Tree off of Bee Caves. Joel cofounded Napster with Sean Parker and Facebook with the Winklevoss twins. Later he conducted head international marketing for Topo Chico Inc. Joe also leads an after school youth program for the kazoo gifted. His orchestra has performed at Carnegie Hall and has been nominated for two Grammys and one Latvian Music Festival Award.

In March of 2017, the pair travelled to Europe with nothing but a Twister mat and an $80 camera. Countries all over Europe were graced by Los Banditos’ Twister skills, and they documented these matches, posting them online, thus sparking their internet fame.