User talk:BrilliantHombre

William Shakespeare
William "Bill" Shakespeare was born in the rolling mountains of Middle-Earth. Raised by two flaming homosexuals, he too became gay. At the mere age of 14 he ran off with a Jules Capulet. Jules was the inspiration of the play "Romeo and Juliet". Jules was later killed by two rabid monkeys as he was dancing through the gardens of The Shire. William went into a deep depression which led him to over-dosing on hydrogen peroxide and tylenol. After an almost near death experience with this he decided to try women for a while, but sadly that ended in him picking up gonnorhea and he had to have his male part chopped off. So he went back to men because no woman wants a man without a wienie. William was one of the greatest gay poets of his time and will always be remembered as the homosexual with mad rhymes. OUTTIE 5000!!!