User talk:Britaliano 69

Adam Constipa

Constipa was born in a land not known to many people. In the very unknown land named: "Manitoba". There he grew up with his lesbian parents, Joanie and Chachi, and his brother, Fonz. During high school he met his high school sweetheart; Halle Berry. They got married at age 20 and they ran away from Manitoba. They bought a house in Beverley Hills neighbouring Donald Trump. Halle Berry then divorced him for Trumpy. Constipa was sad and he started writing his feelings in song. This is when he wrote the ever so famous: "You left me for that piece of dung" That became a smash hit and number one on the billboard charts for twenty seven years. He then had his on TV Show called: Sandra and Sarah. A show about the ever so famous modern australian pop singers. He then started touring with the pop singers and left them to create his own band with Reba McEntire. They made the smash hits: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa's Balls" "Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty" "I love my lunch ft. BackPackLunch Dawg" "Can't touch piss" "Nuclear Bunnies ft. Sandra Brogan" and many more... Adam then married Reba's co-star on her show, Barbara-Jean. They are now happily married living in the hamptons with one child named: Dipshit and theyve got another one on the way named: Naturelle-Artie. He is going to be in the new movie: "Jurrasic Park 5: Why the hell are we doing another one?"

--Britaliano 69 19:04, 28 May 2006 (UTC)