User talk:Brittney.alexis

HOW TO MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND LOVE YOU
1. boys like shiny hair. to ensure shiny hair, rub dog poop in your hair, as close to the scalp as possible. 2. boys also adore flawless skin. baby poop brings pores to the surface and makes them easier to wash off. 3. be open with him in every way possible. peeing on his face while he sleeps can not only make him love you more, but bring you two closer as a family. 4. FAMILY! who cares that you've only been together 2 weeks, make him have children with you.