User talk:Briv7

Ethan Brivik, once a man, now a legend.
Ethan Brivik (1567 - 1642) was a God amongst meer mortals. He also ate lots of pie. HEAPS! Infact, he ate so much pie that he exploded from deliciousness; but then he regenerated. HE IS SO COOL!

He was a saint amongst other religions which made them look like crap. But he did not give up in his hard life. HARD BELOW THE PANTS!

He then had a brother, a brother by the name of Mort. But Mort grew jelouse of Ethan's ways and tried to shoot him. Ethan's awsomeness acted as a weapon or something and he like dodged it. Man I would like to engulf him. He then said to his brother "Why so serious?" and thus got sued for infringement.

Batman then came and punched the joker's lawyer. It was a "be there" moment. After that Batman and Ethan got wasted. They went to their local PUB and, my god, they drank so much.

Then Tim woke up and apparently it was a dream. What the hell? This story has no border line or anything. You may as well quit reading right now. I mean, what's the point?

Anyway, Tim went downstairs and heard the door bell ringing and realised that it was none other but Ethan. Tim nearly fainted... but he didnt because then he wouldn't be able to see Ethan (his idle). He answered the door and Ethan was gone. He dissapeared or something, I don't know.

Yeah well now that you know the story of Ethan, I have to kill you. Please direct a knife into your head or preferably a bullet.