User talk:Brookssus

Cat’s and Cheese

The Cat Man: He is revered by some, despised by others, a source of sexual excitement for some and a freak of nature to others. But no matter what gets said about the Cat-Man the one thing that everyone agrees on is Gerry Despres has some serious issues. Gerry is obsessed with the cat man....he talks like him, he walks like him, he purrs like him when you rub his belly (which I see Brandon Bedard do a lot when they sit in fire together). Gerry’s place of employment has even had to add a litter box for him since he refused to go “on the potty” like the rest of the staff. Bobo has been assigned the dubious honour of having to be the Chief Litterbox Cleaner or CLC for short.

The Cheese: Along with cats and anything cat-like....Gerry is obsessed with cheese. He likes it in any way, shape or form....hard cheese, soft cheese, ripe cheese, headcheese, cheese in a can, cheese in a log, cheese in a jar, melted cheese, spiced cheese, flavoured cheese, festive cheese, crumbled cheese, shredded cheese, cheese with holes, solid cheese, cheese singles, cheese curds, tubs of cheese, sharp cheese, mild cheese, medium cheese, fresh cheese, processed cheese and the list goes on. Gerry is so obsessed with both cheese and cats that he started a FACEBOOK room for like minded people. Simply search for “cats & cheese” and you will find it. If you have any questions or there is anything you do not understand about cats and/or cheese please contact Gerry thru his FACEBOOK profile..message him NON-STOP and he would love to answer your questions.