User talk:Browncatswassim

Dani Cutts

Dani Cutts is a Junior at Aragon High School and she is awesome. She resides in Upper Darby with her ferret, Jacoby and does not have a bathing suit that fits her. Plus, she can kick Wassim Khemici's butt any day. Wassim is only pretending to be Dani's friend because he feels sorry for her. But Wassim actually strives to please Dani in any way possible, because he is obsessed with her and can't live a normal life without her amazingly intelligent advice. Especially when he effs up his love life. However, Dani's butt can be kicked by her own mother, despite its tiny nature. Dani does not know what a semi-colon is, but she is impressively familiar with what a colon is (interpret that as you wish. You can't go wrong). Wassim on the other hand is obsessed with semi-colons and is not very good when it comes to colons. Poor colons.

She doesn't like artists, but she likes songs. She drives a Honda. She likes dresses and puffers. Plus she has 6 empty jars sitting on her dresser in her temporary room.