User talk:Buchnerbxo

For other uses, see Night of Mayhem,The Big 2-0, and You have the Best Friends in the Whole Entire World :)

'Jess's Birthday'(n.) - The only day of the year where Miss Jessica Girard will be guilty of caving into peer pressure. This in return will result in many drinks, dancing all night long, and unforgettable memories.

Expectations for the night include the following:
 * 1) Getting Jess drunk
 * 2) Occupying our usual dance location
 * 3) Taking a redic amount of pictures
 * 4) Being married to our shoes
 * 5) No Halloween repeats
 * 6) Grab some ass
 * 7) Do the Jenna Marbles face ... at least once
 * 8) Be serenaded by a sexy man
 * 9) Consuming sweet and sour sauce from Mc Dicks
 * 10) Spooning with the bitches

Doing some blow jobs is a given... No worries Jess, it's just a shot!