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Buck Thompson
Buck “shagger” Thompson (born 29.01.1645) Originated from Vietnam  but immigrated to America as a 14 year old due to fathering 17 children in his home country of Vietnam during the fascist dictatorship ruling the country at the time which meant he was given a death sentence for fathering numerous children which was against the law at the time.

Sporting Career.

Buck is well known worldwide for his professionalism in the sports of racoon racing, where he won over 30 major titles and over 100 minor titles spanning over a luxurious 13 year career. The most famous of his achievements was winning the double double treble, were Buck won back to back, back to back triple major titles. This achievement made him become the most successful sports person in history, that same year he won the 2001 sports personality of the year. Along with his lucrative sporting career he also was the highest earning racoon breeder in the world which gained him over $9450,500,000 in earning on the racoon breeding business alone. Many vicious rumours speculating that Buck impregnated the racoons with his own sperm is the reason why he became such a well known and a true champion in the sport of racoon racing.

Personal Life

Buck’s father was the initial founder of Apple but sold the company to Steve Jobs due to lack of time to work on the company due to watching and funding his sons racoon racing. His mother was a racoon which causes debate about Bucks ability to race racoons as he has the ability to talk to the racoon which gives him an edge. This edge was deemed illegal until Buck’s father bought a 51% share of the racoon racing association (RRC) which he then adjusted the rules to legalise the ability to talk to the racoons before and during the race. Buck has the ability to impregnate women from 100 years, hence the reason he impregnated 17 women by the age of 14 forcing immigration. At the present date no one can speculate the number of children Buck is fathering but DNA tests have shown he has over 1,000, and it is speculated that Buck is father to over one third of the worlds population. After Buck retired to let other racoon racers win titles because he is such a nice man and a gentle lover, he has become a well known guitarist/singer songwriter. He madethe UK top 40 coming in at number 3 with his cover of the prodigy’s ‘smack my bitch up’. He also made number 5 in the American chart with ‘Afghan Lover’ featuring Jay Z and Bob Marley. Since these two chart positions he has collaborated with such names as Elton John, John Lennon, ACDC, Frankie Cocozza and that bint Jessy Jay. Buck created immortality so he will never die so his traits will become more imminent as time goes on.