User talk:Bxb Grxmmxn

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Welcome to Wikipedia, Bxb Grxmmxn! I have been editing Wikipedia for quite some time. I just wanted to say hi and welcome you to Wikipedia! If you have any questions, feel free to leave me a message on or by typing helpme at the bottom of this page. I love to help new users, so don't be afraid to leave a message! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful: I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Oh yeah, I almost forgot, when you post on talk pages you should sign your name on talk pages using four tildes ( ~ ); that should automatically produce your username and the date after your post. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on, or place helpme on your talk page and ask your question there. Again, welcome!  Paul Barlow  *YES! 19:56, 02 March 2013 (UTC)
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 * Welcome, Bxb! To celebrate your arrival, I bring you a photograph of the original monument to Shakespeare that was discovered by that eminent and acclaimed historian, Pxvl Crxwlxy. Tom Reedy (talk) 04:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)

What do you mean, "ORIGINAL" monument? Of course you're literally right about that, but you are implying that it is not ALSO the PRESENT monument! . . . Oh, sorry: I forgot that you Strats are not only brainless but blind.Bxb Grxmmxn (talk) 13:02, 3 March 2013 (UTC)