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Anabella Markwell : pronounced (an-a-be-ya Mar-k-well)

Formally known as 'Squishy' and 'the most squiggeable human in existence' has the worlds largest pickle. she uses said pickle to paint pictures of windows. Her primary education was being enrolled in the ministry of peachland later passing her SATS to enrol in an elite school (which the name shall not be disclosed) where students lear to build and set off nuclear bombs.

BIRTH : Born to her mother in the early 1600s (date still to be confirmed) she immediately was labeled as different. her ability to talk to inanimate objects and predict the tragic deaths of worms. In her early life she enjoyed paralysing ant using her immense brain molecules to hypnotise potatoes. Apon birth she enjoyed taking part in muggle activities like breathing, excreting water from her vision balls and inducing herself into a coma.

TEENAGES : During her ripest years she spent most of her time licking trees where she discovered her passion for leaf eating. This became her full time job allowing her to rake in and average of £1.6billion at the age of 13. she spent many summers in thwarts with her daddy Draco Malfoy. At the age of 17 she married a piece of lettuce which she then accidentally ate, after this tragic incident she began posting cacti to all of her friends and close relatives. She wad placed in prison for 19 minuets after being arrested for posting said cacti to her grandmothers gardener.

DEATH : these tragic proceeding resulted in the addiction to drinking canned beans covered in her daddy's favourite sauce. Sadly on the night of June 23rd 2106 she consumed a metal bean can and placed herself in a microwave where she then exploded. Her remains were transported to Peru where scientists concluded that she was in fact forced to take part in this tragic incidence by a mob of rabid kangaroos.

MEMORIAL : In a desolate village named fatllamaville her statue and memorial stands at a astonishing height of 69m, this statue is made completely from the guilty kangaroo mob's remains, including liver, lungs and bones. Every year on her death a worldwide celebration named breanrowave people take part in activities like can eating competitions and kangaroo fighting.

Her life affected many and continues to to this day.