User talk:Caili Chung

Caili Chung is a super awesome person that you'd be lucky to know. Since you looked up her name, it can be assumed that you know her since she is the only Caili Chung currently living in the world. Well lucky you. She's pretty cool. But she's always singing and dancing at times where she shouldn't be singing and dancing. She also can't carry trays of food. It always ends up on the floor. And she always seems pretty unhappy about that. Probably because she really likes food. Her friend since kindergarten, ECB comments constantly on her large appetite. If you want to be like awesome like Caili, you should bring her food. She's a huge fan of salami and dried mangoes and kitkats. If you do this, you'll win her approval. You'll know that she likes you if she corrects your grammar. If she doesn't like you, she'll just let you stay stupid.

She used to like Hunger Games a lot. But it's plagiarism of a Japanese series called "Battle Royale." It is so amazing. Beyond words. If you can, it's available on Netflix and it blows your socks off. Literally. You'll be watching it and then your socks will not be on your feet. Then you'll have to pause the spectacular movie to go put your socks back on. Either way, Gale still beats Peeta no matter how you think about it. Taylor Lautner beats Robert Pattison easily. Although admittedly it is hard to decide whether Jacob Black or Edward Cullen sucks more. That's just fact. And it has to do with Caili because... Because she likes Taylor Lautner?