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If ever you should decide to visit Camp Crystal Lake, enter with caution, because at that camp is where hockey mask-wearing, machete wielding madman, Jason Voorhes is estated. That is also his hometurf. Now if you've seen any of the Friday The 13th movies, you know what happened to Jason when he was just a little boy, just by looking at his face when his mask comes off. According to Freddy vs Jason, if you watched the flashbacks, when Jason was a little boy, his face was deformed at birth. So the campers started to torture him, and pushed over the dock and into the water. What was even worse is that Jason couldn't swim, and drowned. Now, he has returned from the dead, and dares anyone to walk onto his turf, and they will never be seen or heard from again. Before Jason put on the famous hockey mask that made him so famous, all of the campers and camp counselors thought it was his mother who was doing all of the killing because there had been so many deaths, and so many campers or camp counselors gone missing, that it started to become an issue at the camp. But when they accidentally killed Jason's mother, little did they know that they had killed the wrong Voorhes. It turns out, it had been Jason. His mother attempted to kill the campers or camp counselors that killed her, but she was killed first. Luckily, Jason came along to finish the job that his mother was unable to complete. No one believed it at first, but when they started to see blood spatters, dead bodies in closets, and a man wearing a hockey mask and wielding a machete, playtime was over! There was no place to hide, because Jason knew the camp so well, that it was impossible to get away from him, without him finding you first. But Jason did decide to travel away from home to find some fresh new victims to shove his machete through. You notice that in Friday The 13th: Jason Goes To Manhattan. But it's not long until Jason decides he'd ratherly prefer what awaits him back at Camp Crystal Lake. But Jason also takes another trip, this time...to outterspace, which is in Jason X. There, Jason encounters fresh meat and skin for him to slaughter. But these victims aren't as easy to kill like the ones back home. In outterspace, when Jason appears, the victims refuse to go down without a fight, which is exactly what Jason gives them. You also notice in Jason X, that Jason gets a makeover. New mask, new weapon, new armor, new eyes, which makes Jason even stronger, and even more invincible, something that happened by mistake, and something that the astronauts didn't expect. Eventually, Jason is brought back home to Camp Crystal Lake, and back to his old self, and back to butchering the same old victims. In the newest Friday The 13th movie that was released on February 13th of this year didn't really do too good in the box-office, but got some pretty good reviews from both the fans, and magazines. Who knows, there could possibly be another Friday The 13th movie in sight. Anything is possible.

Halloween goes murderous!!!!!
Halloween always used to be about dressing up in silly costumes, meeting up with friends from school and going from house to house, and knocking on people's doors asking them for candy while saying the infamous "trick or treat". But Halloween has changed thanks to a storyline for a movie titled Halloween that will make your kids wanna stay inside instead of walking the neighborhood streets. If ever you should see a tall man wearing a black-jumpsuit and a white mask with dark brown hair, wielding a long kitchen knife, you know who he is, and what he can do. If you don't know who he is by now, his name is Michael Myers. He is the last person anyone would want to encounter for many different reasons. One of those reasons is because he is extremely deadly. He has a sister named Lori, who he has tried killing numorous amounts of times, and continues to make that his top priority. Years ago, he murdered his other sister and their mother. Their father died years before their murders. After Lori found her sister and mother murdered in their home, she couldn't handle being near her brother after seeing the way he acted around her when he was put into a rehab facility after being charged with 2 counts of murder. But while he was in the facility, he wore a paper-mache mask over his face because according to police, his face is disfigured. But while he was in the clinic, he didn't stop his killing spree. You see, ever since he was admitted into the clinic, he had the feeling that it was his sister, Lori that locked him up in the clinic, which made him pissed, and that was when it became his mission to kill her, even if it meant killing innocent lives and escaping from anywhere he was estated just to get to her, and kill her. Eventually, he was able to break free from the clinic, and begin his mission in his hometown. But he changed his look before doing any killing, just to make sure the cops couldn't make out who he was. He went from a dirty old bathrobe and chains and papermache mask to a black-jumpsuit, white mask with dark brown hair, and a very long kitchen knife. He and his sister always met up in the Halloween movies, and ofcourse, victim would hide, Michael would find them, they stab him or shoot him, he falls to the ground, and then phew, he's dead....WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing can stop Michael Myers, no matter how many times you stab him, or shoot him, or even chop his head off, he's still gonna get up, and continue to do what he does best...kill his sister. So if you ever think that you can stop him, you're wrong, because Michael Myers is an unstoppable killing machine that will stop at nothing until he completes his mission.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the new Halloween!
It has been said that their was once a man named Tommy Hewit, also known as Leatherface. You're probably wondering why right? Years ago in Texas, there were reports of at least 30 somewhat murders. All of them were more gruesome than any other murder case in the files of the detectives. What made these cases so gruesome is that their killer would shove a chainsaw through them, than cut their faces off and wear them. According to the legend, Leatherface was born without a nose, and used to work as a meat butcherer in a deli, but he became so facinated and obsessed with butchering the animals and ripping their bodie parts off, that he wanted to try his butchering skills out on a human, and slaughtering humans became funner than slaughtering the animals at the deli. But when he killed the humans, it didn't feel right to him. But when he was given a chainsaw for his birthday by his parents, he tried killing again with his new toy, and couldn't stop himself from killing. Back at his home, his father made the basement into a slaughterhouse for his son, to either take the victims home, and kill them their, or kill them, then bring them home and dismember them. The state of Texas wasn't safe to visit or live in anymore with a crazy maniac killing people with a chainsaw, then bringing them home to do whatever he wanted to with their dead bodies, or bring them home and dismember them alive. Police went on a royal rampage trying to find Leatherface, and put an end to his ray of terror in the state of Texas, but nothing would stop him from pleasuring himself by killing innocent civilians, then rewarding himself with a new face fresh off the victim. Many movies have been made to show the fans just how dangerous this one human being once was. Infact, in alot of the movies, if you watch the credits, you notice that alot of the people who played Tommy's parents have been replaced by different actors. But their has been one man who has been able to hold a tight grip on playing the role of Leatherface. That man is Andrew R. Bryniarski. He has been in almost every single TCM(Texas Chainsaw Massacre) movie that has hit the big screen. So if you hear the revving up of a chainsaw, I would run for my life if I were you.

From Nascar to Fast and The Furious!!!!
Everyone says that Nascar is where it all goes down when it comes to convertables with engines that have the fuel and speed of 2 trillion stalions, running at the speed of lightning. But if you should watch any of the Fast and The Furious movies, you'll realize just who really is "the king of speed". The first Fast and The Furious movie was made in 2001 and really set the standard for street car racing. Director Rob Cohen was the man behind the idea of this absolutely amazing movie. But unfortunately, he wasn't the man sitting in the Director's chair for the second movie in the series, 2Fast and 2Furious. Made in 2003, new director for the second sequel, John Singelton took the spotlight from Cohen to sit in the director's chair and create a sequel that would be even better than the first movie. He bought a kind of twist with him in his ideal creation for the second sequel such as better, faster, and new cars, new, fresh talent, and a change of scenery. But it wasn't until 2006 that the Fast and The Furious movies really hit off big time with the fans, because in 2006 was the release of the third movie in the series, Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift. But Singleton lost his chance at doing the third movie when director Justin Lin came into the picture and took over. His ideas for the third movie made Fast and The Furious fans go gaga over the movies. Even after Tokyo Drift had it's fair share of fame and glory, Lin wanted to go one step further in the series by creating a fourth movie, this time, by bringing the cast from the first movie back together and making this fourth movie even better than any movie out there. The fourth Fast and The Furious movie is supposed to make it's debut on the big screen April 3rd of this year. Who knows, if Justin Lin decides to continue making these badass movies, with him as director, we could possibly be seeing a fifth Fast and The Furious movie walking the Red Carpet just as it's fellow siblings did before it.

March 2009
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