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Horace: Man or Beast?
Horace: Man or Beast?

Horace, an ancient Greek philosopher, entrepreneur and small time philanthropist regarded retrospectively as the Bob geldof of his time. Horace has perplexed scholars throughout the ages, not because of his stance on DE (Dust Emissions) but rather in their inability to conclude whether or not, he is actually a man or beast. The issue is baffling and most modern day high school students argue about the topic at various intervals throughout the day, referred to colloquially as 'lunch' and 'recess'. For years this question has stirred up controversy and has been considered more contentious than the big three taboo subjects to bring up at social lunchins, that being religion, politics and money. It is considered worse to ask a stranger their stance on whether they believe Hoarce to be a man or beast and it would be more beneficial if this mistake were remedied in an exchange for a game of Russian Roulette.

Reasons for people suspecting Horace as a beast is that there had been sightings by some of the local townspeople of a man who would shift between a man and a beast. There are primary sources and accounts of people writing about how they saw a man transform into a beast, he would 'run on all fours, growl, hiss, steal from their vestibules and steal away into the night' (Pliny the Younger, vii). He only stole things of minor value and caused little to no damage when rummaging through homes. His beast like appearance had been likened to that of a bear and a crab. Word of the unusual combination of the two unsightly creatures spread throughout the ancient Greek world causing distress and fearful unity. Blame of Horace bring this man beast creature had been attributed to him due to the horrid sound of his name. There has been no evidence or sound rationality that he was this bear/crab monster. Although it is highly possible, even probable, some people believe he still lives to this very day.

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