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Chris Glackin
Chris Glackin known to many simply as a jaunty young man about town; is currently living out his days in and around the Dublin City area, often spotted in the Austrailian Outback charming wallabys and spotting sharks in water. He is instantly recognisable all over the globe, yet little is really known for sure about this erotic adventurer. Who is Chirs Glackin and where did he come from?

It was once speculated that he sprung to life from a rock. This theory was later dismissed as being mistaken for the title character in the television show MONKEY! Ever since it is noted in any conversation with or concerning Chris Glackin that he is in fact not MONKEY!

He is currently writing his Official Autobigoraphy "Chris Glackin- The Thunder From Down Under... In his pants" to dispell many of the rumours circulating the internet and fax houses about his misadventures and his former and current lovers. His Eno Produced debut double album "Get Chuffed" is due for release in early 2011 and promises many bonus features including: Personal Photos from the Glackin Archives, a fully interactive dvd-rom entitled Chris G The Virtual Touch and a full production diary from Eno.

In a recent interview with TIME MAGAZINE Chris Glackin entered into a rant after being asked his official stance on courtesy reach arounds. He later spoke out about the publishing of this rant, stating "I was high out of my mind on Self Raising Oddlums and was assured all questions regarding reach arounds would be off the record. That spectacled joke of a journalist better get hiding cause this Glack is bringing the pain."

In the summer of 1998 a study was commissioned by the Scientific Insitute of Chris Glackin Studies in Perth, Austrailia to determine the level of awesomeness contained within Chris Glackin. The results were inconclusive, many female scientist work hard to this day trying to further understand Chris Glackin.