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Vicky connors

Vicky connors born 1984 in greece. Moved to merthyr tydfil from her native home due to an arrest following a feta cheese conspiracey.

whilst living in Merthyr, vicky soon became commonly known as 'conkers' "the barron pimp of the vallys." a ruthless sheep pimp that would stop at nothing should any of her bitches got out of hand. Conkers also shot to fame as a Whitney Houston impersonator in 1998, however her fame was short lived. In 2001 Conkers was again arrested for yet another conspiracy. Vicky was placed on remand for the bombing of the twin towers in New York.

Conkers would spend the next three years in Guantanimo bay teaching anger management to the inmates. in 2005 Conkers was reported to have escaped in the back of a waste disposal truck, it was said that she spent 6 days in festering fecal matter before eventually escaping.

To this date, Vicky "Conkers" Connors were abouts are still unknown, The F.B.I Have placed her third on their most wanted list and offer a $50,000,001 reward if captured dead, $20 alive.

If anyone has any information or think they may know were she may be hidding, they should report her to the nearest police station, do not approach Conkers as it is said that sher has the ability to screach so loud that she can fatally injur someone form 30meters and is always armed an dangerous.

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