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Captain Lavender
Captain Lavender is the legendary alliance between four gods of rock. They decided they would give the gift of rock to the ravaged, barren wasteland, yet once thriving metropolis, that is modern music. And be classy while they did it.

Andy Mac was conceived when Jesus decided to impregnate Ella Fitzgerald. Ella's daughter then had another child with James Brown. James brown's son got it on with a cat, who gave birth to Andy. Part jazz, part funk, part cat, and part divinity. But all Rock.

Derek Fenlon, the group's guitarist was born at the bottom of the ocean to the wife of Posiden, but was taken away from his aquatic birthplace by a gang of sea turtles, who raised him as their own. At a young age, Derek escaped his oppressive, amphibious captors by dressing as a bush. He hiked for many miles and soon got lost. finally he came upon an abandoned church. He went inside, and on the altar stood a guitar.

Mat McAllister didn't have parents. he was born 1200 miles beneath parliament hill when Brian Mulroney decided to build a mechanical drummer capable of dominating the rock industry. "Mat" stands for Mechanical Atomic Tdrummer. The drummer part is hidden so that no one will catch on.

Dave Hannah was conceived in the playboy mansion when Hugh Hefner sneezed.

"Achoo! Oh damn, a baby!" -Hugh Hefner

For much of Dave's childhood, he grew up among the bunnies. Each one acting as a mother figure to him. At the age of twelve, he was adopted by Frank Sinatra who taught him how to gamble. He tried to teach him to sing, but he was much more interested in bass.