User talk:Cardboard Chad Gahm

Cardboard Chad Gahm is a smooth 6'0 guard. He had 43 points in a single AAU game in the summer of 1999.

After his playing career ended, he became a fixture at many Miami University parties, often standing in the corner alone practicing his Triple Threat stance. Drunk people would eventually approach him and simulate sexual acts on him. Not having the ability to move, CBCG had no choice but to accept whatever twisted act was performed upon him.

Presently, CBCG resides in Louisville, KY. The emotional scars of years of simulated forcible rape remain with him.