User talk:Carjielyn

Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!" - Talong

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo." -hipon

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap + ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!" - Utot

"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!" - Panty

"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!" - Putok

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?" - Lego

"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!" - Popcorn

"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!" - Singit

"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!" - Pigsa

"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo. Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!" - Aircon

"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!" - Christmas Tree.

"I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt, But you know, I didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipo!" - Manny Pacquiao

"You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of shit!" - Tissue

"Hindi lahat ng kulot, salot!" - Goldilocks

"Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!" - Jollibee

"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod ako sa pagngiti!" - Smiley

"You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's all your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!" - Sibuyas

"Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo. Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo.

Nagmamahal," - Ice Candy

"Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba?". - Fruitcake

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako". - Electric fan

"Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!" - winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo". - ipis

"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! Wala ba akong. karapatang magmahal?!" -Gasolina

"Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako." - Bola

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka? - TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C" -kili kili

"Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! -Libag

"Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan..." -Sanitary Napkin

"Hwag mo na akong bilugin.." -kulangot

"Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!" -Brief

"Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo! -deodorant

"Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!" - English

"Hindi totoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid si Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na yan!" - Shrek

50 tips on how to enjoy life

1.say something positive as early as possible 2.believe in miracles but dont depend on them 3.never allow anyone to intimidate 4.dont work for recognition but do work worthy of recognition 5.remember the credo of walt disney: think.believe.dream.dare 6.never comment on someone's weight unless you know its what they want to hear 7.seek respect rather popularity 8.seek quality rather than luxury 9.start a "read again" file for articles you might want to enjoy a second time 10.look for opportunity that's hidden in every adversity 11.remember that when your mom says "you'll regret it" you probably will 12.on your birthday send your mom a thank you card 13.never let the odds stop you from pursuing what you know in your heart you were meant to do 14.be happy with what you have while working on what you want 15.celebrate even small victories 16.dont forget that a couple of words of praise or encouragement can make someone's day 17.whenever you hear an ambulance siren say a prayer for the person inside 18.when in doubt smile 19.if its not a beautiful morning let your cheerfulness make it beautiful 20.marry someone your equal or a little bit better 21.remember that a minute of anger denies you 60 seconds of happiness 22.never give up on a dream just because of the length of time it will take to accomplish it 23.dont write something you dont want others to read 24.when taking a true-false test, remember that any statement that includes the word any,all,always,never or ever is usually false 25.never tell anybody they cant sing 26.become the world's most thoughtful friend 27.remeber that anything worth doing is going to take longer that you think 28.remember that bad luck as well as good luck seldom lasts long 29.root for your team to win not for the other team to lose 30.accept triumph and defeat with equal grace 31.learn your great-grandparent's name and what they did 32.savor everyday 33.share the remote control 34.remember it's not your job to get people to like you,its your job to like people 35.never miss a chance to shake hands with Santa 36.remember that the only dumb question is the one you wanted to ask but did not 37.spend time with lucky people 38.stand up for your right principles even if you have to stand alone 39.remember that everyone has bad days 40.marry someone who loves music 41.if you know you are going to lose do it with style 42.remember that not all right are popular and not all popular are right 43.work diligently 44.live simply 45.think quickly 46.fight fairly 47.give generously 48.laugh loudly 49.pray faithfully 50.love deeply

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one:

"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if          the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely, " said the professor. "In your careers,          you will meet many people. All are significant. They           deserve your attention and care, even if all you do                        is smile and say "hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Le sson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a            knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a          giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A                      special note was attached..

It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway             the other night. The rain drenched not only my            clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.             Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying           husband's bedside just before he passed away... God             bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving                                 others."

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in                             front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.

"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.

"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on          the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies..

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a           roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if             anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by          and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of             vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a          hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a           deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will           save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in           bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a            trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

Now you have 2 choices.

1 Delete this email, or                2. Forward it to people you care about. I hope that you will choose No. 2 and remember.

Most importantly. ......... ....... "Work like you          don't need the   money, love like you've never been           hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."

NOW more than ever - Peace...Pass It On.....