User talk:Caseyjones343

ricky tristan
ricky tristan was a fine young man born with a frying pan in his hand in 1990. this young man loved to cook, yes sir he sure did, he loved to cook all kinds of food. but his favorite was mexican food. He made the greatest macoroni in the world. he joined the iron chef competitions in 1998. he later became the head chef of the u.s. embassy, cooked enchiladas and tamales for el presidente. President Clinton invited mr. ricky t. to the white house on a fine august morning to cook some eggs benedict. Ricky t. made the eggs in the fastest time that eggs were ever cooked. The president swallowed them eggs like they owed him money. About an hour later when ricky and bill were having tea, the president became ill. The President excaimed, " By george, i think it was the eggs." and he began to choke and choke, it was then he pressed the little red button in his desk....

Short after that Casey Jones came to the rescue and performed the himlick menuver and saved the presidents life. Casey was awarded a nobel peace prize for his amazing bravery. Ricky later came to find out that while he was preparing the meal, one of the shells on the egg was cooked into it, choking the president. Ricky apoligized to the president and to this day he still cooks for the president(when he's not WORKING). He now resides in crosby Texas.