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Wes Harding

Wesley Harding(born December 5th, 1902)is a Canadian Teacher, Runner, Phenominal Singer, Motivational Speaker, Intelligent Computer Person, Husband and a Father of four riciculously awesome daughters. Born in Smokey Falls Northern Ontario.

Early Life Harding is the eldest of 5 children of 2 wonderfully proud parents Poonam and Antoine Harding. Smokey Falls was poverty stricken after an epidemic of diptheria (to learn more search Balto). He spent his first five years with a gang of English Springer Spaniels that taught him how to live in such a harsh world. By the age of four he had caught and killed over a million now extinct hallowegions (similar to bison). He was quite skilled with the guitar and he could lure the hallowegions with it.

Teen Years He met his love of his life ,Sashenka Moogeemoogee, at a camp and he pretended to throw her in a lake and they fell in love.

Adult Life After Sashenka and Harding got married they setttled down in a cabin in a forest. After having 4 daughters he began to let himself go and before anyone knew it he was an overweight man weighing in at over 200lbs. He foubd himself eating a whole pie everynight, if his wife did not make one for him he would go down to the store and buy himself one. He ate popcorn every night before bed, and before they knew it their bed was no longer a bed....but a popcorn bowl. He started running, he lost weight. The End