User talk:Ccrichpants

zuchary
A rare, exotic "muffin". Made with yeast, eggplant, whale fat, "zumbali" fruit, and dryed human remains. From what experts believe this form of food was eated by warriors of a native tribe after a death of a cheif "god". Named form the "zumbali" friut, which was named after the first past cheif.

Due to the ingredients of whale fat and human remains, any form of this backery is illegal in most countries.

Some still beleive this "muffin" is still a tradition to some culture. But no known evidence has been found since 402 A.D.